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The Blowfish Correspondence  To Dr. Standish Cornbread from Phishtoshio Natsu, Esq.
Cher maître!
Could blowfish dinner occur this winter in my Yokohama home and me not tell you about it? I hardly think.  At the first, with one push of the phone, call Minami Shop of the Black Gate. In my case, order three head of blowfish. As law stipulates, the Minami official fish cutter himself with capable hand and knifes will deal the butchering. Worry no about a highly poison liver etc. Minami removes nicely, cleanly. If Minami tidy blowfish, you will never die. Happy, Minami mails blowfish three head via cool truck to my house. Blowfish arrive fast and fresh. No problem whatsoever here. Now open the arrived box. Place the small plates with chrysanthemum flower shape of slice blowfish on the table. In my case six small plates total. Thin blowfish slice is semi-translucent, you can see through halfway. Hold in light. Wonderful small blowfish petal window. In center of chrysanthemum shape place some strings of chewy blowfish skins. Most strings, however, place those in two decent bowls. Bowls on table. Open free bottle special sauce from Minami. Nice sauce. A poco raw soy sauce with juice mostly the citrus, the little yellow citrus from here, yuzu. OK.
Red hot (spicy) condiment and neatly chopped slim green onions mix in sauce. Dip the sashimi petal or dip the skin strings in sauce and eat. Dip and eat. Chew the chewy skin. Not delicate texture but flavor oh indeed delicate and subtle emerging from long chewing on strings. Sashimi also chewy some. Dip and eat. And so on. Sip sake Japa-nese rice wine. Profound pair! And so on. Classic blowfish noble flavor. Classic blow-fish texture. Mysterious soft kid leather kind of. But meat. Blowfish is heartful meat. The noble flavor of blowfish meat is the main impression of your mouth. Chew and sip and breathe and chew and sip and breathe. (Pour more sake, Western wine.)
Next comes “white diamond,” milt, male blowfish sperms. Pure white milt fills lovely pure white membrane pouch. One each we spoiled smiling family. My brother under-stand careful grilling of milt pouch with sprinkling salt so we leave operation to him and wait. Arrived grilled milt pouch a little brown similar a roasted marshmallow (milt pouch as big as three marshmallow). Inside hot hot milky milt. Lift to mouth and tear membrane with teeth and drink swallow milky milt. You maybe transcend now be-cause lovely essence of fresh seafood concentrate finely on tongue. All quiet. Eat. Sip sake. Eat.

Now with three head too much meat (non-slice) for later stewpot. So. Heat oil. Drag many no-bone chunks of blowfish in flour. In hot oil. Hot oil. So. This thick and heavy fish meat. Outside crisp a poco. Inside juicy. Salt and/or pepper. Juice of little yellow citrus from here. Hot and tasty, many pieces one after one. Noble flavor austere and refined squirting into mouth of eaters. Much satisfaction. All pound the table. And shout out around piping mouthfuls.
Now everyone stomach full. In my case from now dinner is maybe nutritional point-less. So. OK. Enjoy taste. So what. The best is ahead.
Heat large pot of clay with water and a large wide kelp on stove. If hot, transfer to ta-bletop where portable gas heat stands ready.
Now into stewpot the with-bone blowfish chunks. (Bones for soup!) Covered cook some. Then into stewpot
 nice decent cutting chunks of fat green onions white cabbage Napa cabbage straw mushrooms. Covered cook some. Open. Enjoy steam and won-derful rise of fragrance of blowfish and vegetables. Dip and eat. Winter. Ocean deep. Health. Vigor. OK. All these things. More. Dip and eat. More sauce. Share the lip pieces fairly no arguing. All love the blowfish lips for the deliciousness of gelatin it have. And so on savoring. More vegetables and blowfish chunks. Suck fatty and gela-tin from bone. Oh, enjoyment! Healthy for life. Fight the cold of snow and ice. Add chrysanthemum leaves and other of mushrooms. Two kinds. Eat slow and enjoyment of longtime cooked fat green onions. Blowfish-flavor fat green onions. Oh, dear me! The blowfish is the fish of strong and compact fighting spirit. Like a brick, only gray and white and fish. He is the noble breed. Now clear and eat all left vegetables and blowfish. Soup only now. Put in wide clear noodles of kuzu, fine ancient-style noodle of Nara America call Japan arrowroot or kudzu. Made from root of vine plant. Clarity and texture famous noodle perfect gel-ling. (No potato starch noodle today or kuzu-potatoey blending, please). When soft and very slippy, dip and eat. And so on. Stomach exceeding full now. So what. Enjoyinga-ble flavor of noodles how excellent with absorbing the blowfish flavor. What soup it is. Have a poco soup only. Only one or two large spoons. Excellent. But stop now. Save soup, fine blowfish soup. Heat more. Boil down a poco.
Now put in stewpot with fine blowfish soup rice you have cooked before. Cover and some cooking while rice soak in a fine blowfish soup. Meantime, stir two eggs from chicken. And two sheets of fragile nori seaweed rip into small pieces. Uncover. Give eggs. Cover. Eggs cooked, seaweed on top. Don’t wait! Serve. Eat all. So good you will understand all the trouble of blowfish stewpot is porridge. Have one or two kinds of pickle vegetables from here. Now eat more rice porridge. Eat and eat. What heaven of food I am in now. OK.
Cher maître. So. Here was your description of one more blowfish dinner. Next time don’t be absent. We will call four head. Bring your lovely wife also. Fight your winter here with blowfish.
Best wishes from your friend.
To Phistoshio Natsu, Esq. from Dr. Standish Cornbread
As ever, Phistoshio, you write enticingly. And my students here at the New York Insti-tute of Food and Culture, to whom I have shown your missive, agree from the bottom of their alimentary canals. As you know, I am excessively fond of blowfish dinner. Did we eat it twice last winter when I visited you? I am ashamed to admit it.
Yet not even one of my students has eaten this delectable and enlightening dish, and as budding foodologists they hunger not merely for a morsel of that chewy blowfish skin but some background information as well. As you well know, the more the gourmets of this land know about what they place into their mouths, the better they can savor it.
The members of my Major Japanese Meals seminar in particular have questions for you. I enumerate them below, and although I myself could tender answers in most if not all of the cases, I believe the students might find a native’s perceptions more per-suasive than my own, no matter how well I may know my blowfish. Please note the questions come from students relatively new to the Institute; I know you will forgive their naiveté and answer with the candor for which I have always loved you.
And so, the questions:
1. How can you be absolutely certain Minami’s fish is safe? Or any blowfish, for that matter? Unlike your suicidal countrymen, we eat for flavor and nutrition, not to flirt with death.
2. What is the Black Gate and how do I get there?
3. What is a “cool truck,” yet another instantiation of the hip Japanese fashion sense accosting us on every Soho corner?
4. I dig Japanese beer but what kind of wine goes with “mysterious soft kid leather kind of” meat?
5. And smell? The film “Memoirs of a Geisha,” which portrayed Japanese life and manners with such careful attention to detail, presents a memorable scene wherein a courtesan harshly scolds her servant with the words: “You smell like blowfish.” Does this not imply that even to Japanese a blowfish is a horrible, putrid object that only a deranged person could eat?
6. You say nothing of cost, yet even a backwoods Mississippi sorghum boiler knows only Japanese billionaires eat blowfish. How much? Really.
7. Why you English so uncanny?
Phistoshio’s Answers 1. Blowfish eaters desire no flirt with death.
I see in Western website hundreds of people die blowfish eating each year in my coun-try. Also my U.S. acquaintance say this. Pretty funny. Pretty funny you think so maybe like we are everybody some rich moron death longing gourmands over here ha ha and believe OK you hundred kill yourselfs at restaurant left and right. Like OK no seat available right now sir wait five minutes until customer die you next.
But really, like normal place Japan government control on blowfish strictly since many years. Before that not many people eat blowfish--too danger. Rational. Yes, I think so. If you have find some time, please look this hysteric video: National Geographic Blow-fish Video
With student mind observe many charming contradictions. And thrilling titillization with dropping chopstick and ambulance medicals. Classic bull manure here I love this ha ha. Eighty restaurants one neighborhood with customers neurons ceasing function dropping everywhere like some flies. Oh my, National Geographic good job nice re-search very trustworthy wonderful magazine truth. Ha ha aah.
And the fact is here: Population maybe 120 million in Japan. About three to four die in one year. These people quite stupid play home blowfish butcher or eat unknown blowfish they catch. 2. Black Gate very good indeed. Kuromon in Japanese. Nice old big foods market in Osaka Japan. City called nickname Tenka no Daidokoro equals Kitchen of Nation. Many foodlover here. Osaka people eat until bankrupt, old saying. Kuroman has much stores here (200 maybe) with wonderful vegetable fish meats sweets etc. Maybe long ago some old temple here with black gate but no more. Temple of food now ha ha.
You must access. Here handsome website:
http://www.kuromon.com/n_map_e.php
Minami in Block E, you click. Minami then bottom row, third dot from right. You please click it for shop picture.
Osaka too far for you maybe. Try FDA approved Japan blowfish at restaurant in Manhattan: Nippon -- 155 East 52nd Street, New York, N.Y.
3. Maybe no. “Cool” here is refrigerator. This small refrigerator truck deliver food (wine, etc.) everywhere in Japan very fast next day. Nice driver never drop his or her boxes take his or her sneaker off entering housing and say “arigatougozaimasu” (equals we are grateful). Many, many truck everywhere all the time with computer service no confusion. A little expensive maybe. But nice cheerful event in day when doorbell ring ding ding and nice box cool food is here hello!
4. Beer hmm not bad but maybe no respect the fish nobility. Remember blowfish din-ner appear in many formats like raw, fried, stewpot, and so on. Fine “daiginjo” top Japanese sake okay for all types. Always please cold. Other type sake hot or cold. Hot sake tasty with toasted blowfish fins in. Western wine hmm. I go hefty Champagne Bollinger Grand Anneé/Dom Peri for raw, or aged dry Riesling of Germany. Maybe you have Grand Cru Chablis OK. Fried call for tiptop Tokay Pinot Gris of Alsace. Stewpot and porridge maybe madman Nicolas Joly Clos de la Coulée de Serrant Chenin Blanc older vintage or madman California Calera Mount Harlan Chard ten years plus. Pretend you deep Krugist like Hemingway and drink chilled magnums Krug start to finish. Papa Hem maybe love this blowfish dinner but prefer gun effi-ciency for death my sad humor smile ha aha.
5. “Memoirs of a Geisha” unrecognizable country to us. And no Japanese understand this obscure blowfish dialoging of original film. Japanese version say no such thing in subtitle because no meaning for us. Fundamentally blowfish smell wonderful clean pure subtle. I very happy I smell like blowfish somebody say so please. Only if rotted, blowfish would smell badly, right, like any fish, not special stinking in any way. Honest blowfish eating face many obstacles to true appreciation. 6. Blowfish expense no myth. We enter fancy blowfish restaurant in Tokyo Osaka and so on eat wonderful unforgettable menu of plural courses all ways of preparation. But blowfish a little rare, hard to farm, and chef skill very high and training. So cost is in accord, I think so. Blowfish no sardine after all. We pay from two hundred maybe three hundred dollars per guest and on top the drinks. No tip in Japan. At home party like me from Minami, maybe sixty dollars per fish. One fish fill two people. I see Ku-romon website bargain full dinner with fish and vegetables only 6,980 yen about sixty dollars but fish maybe not so big but easy no shopping. Like first-class sushi, blowfish charge painful but worth sacrificing for blowfish lover.
7. Thank you so much. I have applied my efforts. I am very happy to communicate wonder blowfish to receptive eater. Bon appetito.
P.S. Blowfish, puffer, fugu: all these refer to same dining object. And please remember: make sure you enjoy most delicious torafugu for your divine experience, not not-so-tasty shimafugu.
Dr. Cornbread Again My dear Phistoshio!
Many, many thanks for your insightful replies. Of course some further efforts may be required to gain complete understanding with respect to “white diamonds” and lips. But overall I believe our students have benefited immensely from the kuzu-like clarity of your description and your overflowing enthusiasm for blowfish dinner. May fugu mystification finally swim from our minds! We look forward to hearing from you again. Best wishes always,
Standish
This piece was contributed by Peter Musolf, who has lived in Japan for many years with a third-generation blowfish maniac. Part of the year he passes in Walla Walla, WA, where he and the blow-fish maniac are fairly far gone on local onions and wine.
Thanks and Links Many thanks to the following for the images used in this piece: 1. Kuromon Maruichi: http://www.kuromon-maruichi.com/unchiku/fugu.html 2. E-Kuromon Minami: http://www.e-kuromon.com/ 3. KuraKura Osaka: http://kurakura.net/fugutiri1kg.htm 4. National Geographic Magazine and YouTube 5. Wikipedia (Japanese site: http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/大阪) 6. Kuroneko Yamato: http://www.kuronekoyamato.co.jp/english/index.html 7. 901am (a post by Susan Sarmiento): http://www.901am.com/2007/nomadic-web-workers-follow-in-hemingways-footsteps.html 8. http://reims.unblog.fr/tag/80/
On Great and Mediocre Bordeaux vintages A Rational Approach to Wine Quality and Prices
by Karl Storchmann | The first frenzy of the 2006 Bordeaux
future market is over and we still don’t know whether 2006 was a
mediocre, a good, or even an outstanding vintage. While the Wine
Spectator gave the 2005 vintage a disappointing 84-89 point rating, the
influential wine critic Robert Parker deems it “a surprisingly good
year for the finest terroirs.” Why is this important?

Because
bottled 2006 Grands Crus do not exist yet and they will not be released
before 2009. But the châteaux set prices at which one can buy futures
in the year following the harvest, i.e., 2007, and – with some luck –
one can realize a decent profit in two years. Buyers of Bordeaux
wine futures, of course, hope that the market price in 2009 will be
substantially higher than what they paid for their future. That is why
we all want to know: how is the 2006 vintage? Is the Mouton-Rothschild
worth the $650 per bottle future price?

Since private future buyers cannot taste the wine they want to invest in they rely on second hand reports. The top Bordeaux
châteaux presented the 2006 vintage in the first week of April of 2007
to the public. However, only 100 wine journalists and about 5000
importers were invited. The wines were tasted fresh from the barrel –
tart and astringent with only a slim resemblance to their future taste.
Clear cut – only experienced experts are able to predict how a certain
wine will develop and what it will be worth on the market place. And
experts sell their knowledge. Each April, right after the first
tastings, wine magazines are full with ranking, ratings and reports.
From
an economist’s point of view, the similarities to the stock market are
astounding. Most of us trust experts and their assumingly superior
knowledge. We buy expert-managed investment funds that promise
super-natural payoffs, buy power tools that analyze the stock market
and calculate future profits or invest our money into the hottest stock
of the week. Needless to say that expert knowledge is not free.
Back
in 1973, Princeton economics Professor Burton Malkiel wrote his
million-copy bestseller A Random Walk Down Wall Street and introduced
an academic approach to the stock market to the public. He shows that a
portfolio chosen at random outperforms any expert-managed portfolio
rendering expert-knowledge phony and worthless. Or as Malkiel put it,
”the sad truth is that there are only three kinds of financial
prognosticators: those who don’t know, those who don’t know they don’t
know and those who know they don’t know but who get paid big bucks to
pretend they know.” Instead of paying an expert, you are better off
picking your stock by pinning the Wall Street Journal at your wall and
throwing darts at it.
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Almost two decades later, Orley Ashenfelter, another Princeton
economics professor and longtime editor of the prestigious American
Economic Review as well as founder and editor of the new Journal of
Wine Economics, applied an academic approach to Bordeaux wine futures showing that wine experts’ knowledge is common sense at best or flawed at worst.  Ashenfelter
noticed that wine prices exhibit a substantial fluctuation from year to
year. For instance, while a bottle of the 1991 Lafite-Rothschild was
about $100 at Zachy’s auction, the 2003 vintage went for $700. Clearly,
older does not always mean better or more expensive. But what makes the
2003 vintage superior? Ashenfelter did not rely on elusive expert
opinion but ran a simple statistical model and found out that three
factors are crucial for great wine: a warm growing season, the absence
of rain during the harvest and a wet winter prior to the growing
season. Of course, that wine quality depends on weather has been known
for centuries and comes to no surprise for winemakers. He then came up
with a mathematical equation that explains market prices for Bordeaux
Grands Crus. In other words, if we know the weather of a certain
vintage we can statistically predict the quality and eventually the
market price of a Bordeaux wine without having drunk a single sip of it.  An updated version of his paper was recently published as Whitman College Working Paper No. 4 Ashenfelter started publishing his predictions in a newsletter called Liquid Assets
. But his ideas reached a much larger audience in 1990, when his
quantitative approach hit the press. Countless news channels,
magazines, newspapers and many TV channels covered the Ashenfelter
theory (click here for a ABC film clip). On March 4, 1990, The New York
Times praised the accuracy of the wine equation on its front page
(“Wine Equation Puts Some Noses Out of Joint”).
Where Parker had rated the 1986 Bordeaux as “very good and sometimes exceptional”, Ashenfelter disagreed. Moreover, he predicted the 1989 Bordeaux,
barely three months in the cask and yet to be tasted by critics, would
be “the wine of the century”. And, he said, 1990 was going to be even
better. As it turned out a few years later Ashenfelter’s predictions
were astonishingly accurate. The 1989s turned out to be a truly
excellent vintage and the 1990s were even better.
What
Ashenfelter’s equation also conveys is the fact that buying wine
futures is hardly profitable. Most futures are more expensive than the
market price a few years later.
As you already may have
assumed, wine critics are not amused by this approach. After all, it
threatens to put them out of work. Thus, Parker calls the Ashenfelter
approach “ludicrous and absurd”, others call it “neanderthal and
barbaric.”
Sometimes a few data and simple algebra attain more
than elusive wine expert philosophy. And most importantly, it is free.
Monthly and daily weather data for Bordeaux and other weather stations can be downloaded from the website of the Royal Dutch Meteorological Institute . Using
the wine equation that you can get from Ashenfelter’s paper you can
decide for yourself whether you should buy futures of the 2006 vintage.
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THE TRAVELING TABLEphotos by Steve Hill Riposo46th Street and Ninth Avenue
Opening a local bar is a neat trick to pull off in Manhattan these days. Neighborhood bars don’t open up; they close down. They should be put on the endangered species list. Once Joe’s Bar & Grill’s lease is up for renewal he’s gone. Soaring real estate prices are leaving a lot of onetime regulars wandering the streets in a daze, desperate to find a new home. Hell’s Kitchen in particular has suffered several casualties with the demise of several beloved hangouts, which is all the more reason to welcome Riposo into the neighborhood. So how is Riposo able to buck this lamentable trend? Here’s the secret: pretend you’re a wine bar. That is how Riposo bills itself and its cover serves its purposes admirably. You can find a very nice selection – straightforward, no-nonsense wines by the glass and some expensive vintages on hand. But this is not a wine bar for those oenophiles in the mood for more aggressive wines and if it tried to be it wouldn’t get away with it. “Spicy with a hint of Asparagus and a light berry finish”…”Bold yet not pretentious”…”Nutty” …”Smokey” …”Peppery” isn’t the type of language you’ll hear over the bar, well, perhaps in light doses- but not in Hell’s Kitchen. Things here seem to be more at eye level. A simple “do you like it or not?” followed by a quick, little negotiation will get you right where you need to be. Riposo opened about a year and a half ago about a block up from its more established older sibling, the Chelsea Grill. It was an immediate hit and no wonder. For one thing, it offers a congenial environment to eat and drink and pass the time in: an essential ingredient for any local bar. And while it’s a bit tight, it has the intimate, homey atmosphere that you find in a good friend’s kitchen. You know how you’ve been to someone’s house for a party. There could be fifteen rooms and yet almost invariably everyone tends to congregate in the kitchen. People always seem to be having more fun in the kitchen. Well, that’s what Riposo is like: for all its wood paneling and chic décor it’s still a kitchen at heart. And like a kitchen it imposes intimacy on you whether you want it or not. The tables are pressed together and the bar is so small that you’d have to be very shy or stuck-up to avoid being ensnared in your neighbor’s conversation and maybe join it. (Don’t come here if you’re in a bad mood and want to sulk alone.) Yet there’s no sense of claustrophobia; in warmer weather the windows dominating the facade are thrown open to the street so that the space seems to extend outward onto the sidewalk.
Founding partner Joe Summa was responsible for creating a menu more reminiscent of a Spanish Tapas place than a traditional Italian restaurant. You won’t come to Riposo if you’re ravenous for a four-course dinner. But there’s no mistaking the Italian influence. The featured dish is flatbread pizza and justifiably so: This is pizza that is light, tasty and graced with an impressive variety of ingenious ingredients, many not usually associated with pizza. The result is a mélange of surprisingly delicate tastes. The crust has a nice body yet is thin enough to deliver a crisp, delicate snap when you dig in. The toppings are laid out with great care. You can tell the instant the pizza arrives that the chef didn’t rush and that a great deal of consideration went into the placement of each ingredient. (Each pizza is almost like a beautifully choreographed dance piece: “….You stand here…You, over there, left foot back and you, just over to the right a little…Perfect! Now, smile at the audience!”) And because you don’t get filled up, the speedy consumption of one pizza only puts you in the mood to order another, quite different pizza. Like many of the selections on the menu, everything is made with pride, patience and a loving hand. Now we know that some people seem to enjoy their pizza burned. Charred on the bottom and sides…well, not us. Frankly we don’t get it. A group of us seated at the bar agreed: burnt just isn’t a very good flavor. This is another example in support of the “emperor’s new clothes” theory and accounts for why critics touting the “Best NY Brick Oven” pizza are invariably wrong. People who want their pizza black on top and bottom should look elsewhere.
We’d be remiss if we didn’t also point out that given the frugal space available you’d best stake out a claim to a table or a stool at the bar relatively early in the evening. By six or seven on weekdays Riposo is packed with customers, many dazzling young women among them. People watching is a fine art here but it’s preferable to be among those on the inside looking out than on the outside looking in. Grilled Flatbread Pizza Dough
4 Cup Flour
1 Cup Oil
2 ½ Cup Water
1 teaspoon Yeast
Place all ingredients into and electric. Mix lowly with a Dough Hook for approximately 10 minutes.
Chill the dough well for 10-12 minutes in order to make 5-6 oz. balls.
Roll the dough into round or rectangular sheets and grill for 1-1 ½ minutes per side. You may cook the crust in the oven for additional time depending upon the moisture content of your topping selection. Riposo Toppings
• Rosemary, Goat Cheese, Sea Salt and Citrus Zest
• Organic Porsciutto, Arugula, Fresh Mozzarella and Reggiano Parmigiano
• Wild Mushroom, Caramelized Onion, Goat Cheese and Pecorino Romano
Place all ingredients into an electric mixer. Mix slowly with a Dough Hook for approximately 10 minutes.
this recipe make 10 pizzas.

WINE TIME TRAVEL WITH COLORE
by Enzo Capone | It’s April 20, 2032. We’re in Tribeca, New York City. We is Mr. Charlie Campbell, his wife Michele, Alex Brian—the world famous violin player and gourmet—and I, the one writing these very words. We’re here for a wine tasting, a very special occasion. Charlie Campbell will open two bottles of “Colore” 2004 by Bibi Graetz, a delicious Tuscan Italian red wine. Charlie is New York’s most celebrated wine collector. He started his wine collection back in 2007 when he was eighteen years old, exactly twenty-five years ago. “Colore” was the first wine he ever bought. He bought a six-bottle case of “Colore” 2004 at the famous Enoteca Pinchiorri in the heart of Florence in Italy. Charlie’s plan is to open two bottles of “Colore” every twenty-five years starting from the year 2007. He hopes to drink the last two bottles together with friends on April 20, 2082, his 93th birthday. I won’t be around to taste the wine. I’ll be long dead by then. Too bad, I would have loved to see if indeed “Colore” is as good after 78 years in the bottle. According to the wine-maker, Bibi Graetz, “Colore” will be as good after 100 years, meaning it will be good to drink in the year 2104.
I was invited at tonight’s event because 25 years ago I was the food editor at tribeca network, a multi-channel website which later became the celebrated TribecaGlobe.mundis—chances are you’re reading these words at TribecaGlobe.mundis. Back in 2007 I wrote an editorial on Bibi Graetz and his wine “Colore.” The article included a taped interview with Bibi Graetz. Watch some extracts in the window below. The voice asking the questions is mine.
The main dish of tonight’s birthday dinner at Charlie Campbell sumptuous loft on Read Street is “Filetto di manzo affogato al vino rosso con pancetta e  radicchio trevigiano.” It’s a signature dish by Heinz Beck, the executive chef of “La Pergola,” the famous restaurant of the hotel Cavalieri Hilton in Rome. Back in 2006, Heinz Beck paired “Colore” to recipe. He even published the recipe in an Italian magazine.
Charlie Campbell is an extravagant fellow. He is a very wealthy man of course. He owns gold mines in Africa. He inherited most of his money from his father, a publishing magnate. Charlie’s passion for wine is an obsession. He owns vineyards all around the world. Every year he insists on making wine with his own two feet. He enters an open-top large French barrique and pounds the grapes with his own bare feet. The resulting wine is for his very private collection. It’s been rumored that he uses the wine for wild orgies in honor of Bacchus, the roman god of wine. His wine collection is considered the largest in the world, 1.252.000 bottles of wine as of this year. On the average, he adds to his collection 100.000 bottles a year.
Charlie Campbell called me two days ago to invite me to tonight’s dinner. I have no idea how he tracked me down. Somehow he got a hold of an old computer server with Tribeca Network files. He read my editorial on the wine “Colore” and thought that I was a perfect guest for his lifelong wine-tasting extravaganza. Most of all, he was fascinated by a mathematical valuation formula I used to calculate the price of “Colore” in the course of time. When it entered the market in 2007, “Colore” had a wholesale price tag of $ 500 per bottle—at the time, it was the most expensive Italian wine on the market. My formula put the price of “Colore” twenty-five years from then at roughly $75.000. I was absolutely correct. Two months ago “Colore” was sold at Sydney’s wine market for exactly that price. I didn’t make the calculations back in 2007. Somebody very close to me did the algebra. I suppose I should say she was right. For your enjoyment I’m enclosing the mathematical valuation formula as it appeared on the food channel of Tribeca network on July 12, 2007. It’s always a good idea to ask for a second opinion. So, back in 2007, I interviewed Karl Storchmann, a German economist specializing in wine-economics. I’m sure all of you will enjoy hearing what was said 25 years ago about wine. The past has an entertaining romantic charm to it bordering sensuality. Enjoy it.
Karl Storchmann Professor of economics and
Let’s leave numbers and mathematical permutations to the computer. Let’s focus on the pleasure of the senses. As already mentioned, Alex Brian is here tonight. I’m honored to be in his presence. Here is a man able to exercise to the fullest all human senses. He is famous for having beamed into space an echo-chamber recording of a Jazz version of Mozart’s violin concerto No 3 in G, K. “Hand-made,” his interactive-visual-tactile sculpture, is on permanent exhibit at the Hermitage in Moscow. After three years, his novel “Garden of Eden revisited” is still number one selection on WordsAndAll.star. Most important, he is spiritual promoter of world-famous dinner extravaganzas. His dinner parties are secretive affairs for the upper crust. He is constantly traveling the world to taste different delicacies. Of course, he has a cookingblog. His most famous recipe is “tiger penis tempura.” Earlier this evening, he said that tonight event is “total human theater with mind, body, and soul coming together.” He told me in private that Charles’s wife Michele adds a fourth dimension to the trinity mind, body, and soul: animal instinct. I couldn’t agree with him more. Tonight, Alex Brian will honor us with excerpts from a number of Vivaldi’s violin concertos.
I’m a witness to my own words entering physical reality. Back in 2007 I asked Bibi Graetz if he thought his wine was capable of exciting all five senses and not just smell and taste. He had no doubt his wine was an artistic enterprise. My question back then was mostly a provocation to incite an entertaining answer. Little did I know? Tonight my 2007 question to Bibi Graetz has found an answer. Of course Bibi Graetz is the only true big star tonight. I’m here tonight because Bibi Graetz worked hard and with passion to make his wine. A painting on a museum wall is the same thing: the physical realization of an object due to the work and passion of a single individual.
Bibi
Graetz wine-maker
I put in my own two cents to tonight’s dinner. I told Charlie Campbell I’d take care of the dessert. I chose a dessert in keeping with the evening: a thousand sugar-wafers, with the complete text of Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes printed on them (blueberry ink is used for the text). I’ve included illustrations by Gustav Dore. The stack of sugar-wafers is sprinkled with cocoa powder from Ecuador. I call my dessert “SugarTome.” The pastry-chef is dear friend of mine here in New York, a French man of course, a genius of pastry art. I chose Don Quixote as a dessert because the novel epitomizes all of mankind’s vanity and futile aspirations—the merry-go-round of creativity, achievements, brutality, love, and death.
It’s high time we talk about the main protagonist of tonight’s event, the wine “Colore,” The following are general characteristics of the wine and the wine-making techniques used for its production back in the year 2004, a very good year for all Italian wines.
Bibi
Graetz wine-maker
“Colore” 2004 by Bibi Graetz was produced in
Vincigliata, a territory near Fiesole, a town on the outskirts of
Firenze. The wine is the absolute best selection of Colorino (30%) and
Canaiolo (70%) grapes from the oldest vineyard of the estate owned by
Bibi Graetz. The vineyards of the estate, 60 hectares, are adjacent to
a family owned castle. Back in 2004, the vines of Bibi Graetz’s
vineyard were between 30 to 65 years old—today, the same vines are
between 58 to 93 years old (vines are a measure of time: they are the
last surviving tool to grasp the core meaning of the words yesterday
and today. As you know, in our time mankind knows nothing about “now”
or “then.” It only knows about tomorrow with its certainty of genetic
engineering and computer-generated life permutations).
The wine “Colore” has a unique terroir. Bibi Graetz’s vineyards look
over the city of Firenze and the entire valley of the Arno River. The
vineyards are south-facing at an altitude of 250 meters. It’s a close
to perfect geographic position with big changes of temperature from day
to night—a fundamental prerequisite to trigger a rich development of
the grape’s aromatic bouquet, culminating into an equally rich wine’s
bouquet. Moreover, sunlight is strong, and the vineyards are constantly
aired by gusts of wind that keep the temperature cool. Cool air and
plenty of light guarantee a healthy growth of the grape.
 The soil of Bibi Graetz's vineyard is mostly made from clay and
marl, it is rich in salts such as phosphorus, potassium and magnesium,
and it can keep abundant water supplies. These two factors assure a
complete balance for the grape.
Bibi
Graetz wine-maker
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Bibi Graetz's method of growing is Guyot and double Guyot with rigorous pruning. The double Guyot training system ensures that the grapes aren't overcrowded. Yield is controlled by the partial removal of shoots during pruning, and by the elimination of shoots that bud low on the vine.
 Simple Guyot:
The simple Guyot is a stock including a trunk prolonged by a fruiting cane where 6 to 10 eyes are left according to the desired yield.
Double Guyot:
A double Guyot has a trunk prolonged by two fruiting canes where four to six eyes are left according to the desired yield.
Harvest is totally manual. There are as many as 15 different hand-picking and sorting to ensure optimum maturity. The grapes are then destemmed leaving the berry whole. The resulting must is put in new French open-top barriques of 60 gallons/225 liters. Fermentation is ignited by contact with wood. During fermentation, 15 to 18 days, there may be as many as 6-8 manual punch-downs per day (repeated punch-down homogenizes and aerates the must, stimulating fermentation and promoting even diffusion of the coloring matter). At the end of fermentation there is the devatting of the wine (devatting takes place when most of the sugar content has been converted into alcohol. The wine is run off and separated from the marc, the solid residue composed largely of seeds and skins). Afterwards comes malolactic fermentation, inside the barrique. Subsequently, the wine is aged in French barriques for 21 months followed by 6 months in the bottle. Only 75 cases of wine are produced every year.
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Bibi
Graetz wine-maker Let’s return to Charlie Campbell’s dinner party. Charlie has insisted on making everything Tuscan tonight, including dinnerware. Silver, glasses, and plates come from a set belonging to Caterina dei Medici. Charlie is convinced that Caterina brought the dinnerware set with her when she moved to France in 1533 to marry the future king of France Henry II I believe him. He has enough money to pull off a stunt like that. Caterina dei Medici brought to France more than just a dinner set, she brought the entire Italian cuisine. Many dishes introduced by Caterina dei Medici have become French classics. For example the “salsa colla” became “béchamel,” la “zuppa di cipolle” became “ soupe d'oignons,” etc.
Dinnerware is not all. Charlie has created an engulfing Tuscan experience. He has contracted a software company to build a feely, a hologram show. Sporadically, the house main computer launches images of Tuscany in different areas of the loft. The juxtaposition of voluptuous Tuscan green hills and New York’s skyline is breathtaking. Clearly, Charlie aims at transforming tonight’s wine into a full-fledged time machine. I caught Michele in a moment of ecstatic beauty. She was standing next to a hologram of Botticelli’s Madonna del Magnificat. She was drinking a Bellini (peach nectar and champagne). The glass and her slender fingers covered the men on the left of the painting. Her face and the Madonna’s face were opposite. Female beauty is art.  At last, we sit down. Charlie is at the head of the table. I’m at the other end. Michele and Alex face each other. I bet Alex is satisfied with the sitting arrangements. Tonight the appetizer was a simple pass-around, distributed by a robot gracefully wheeling near always at appropriate times. Hence, we go directly into the first course: “pappa al pomodoro,” a true Tuscan classic. It’s delicious, genuine, and earthbound. Tuscan cuisine is a simple cuisine. Its secret is high quality ingredients prepared for what they are. By and large, the food is either roasted, grilled, ore eaten raw. Olive oil is what makes Tuscan food so unmistakably Tuscan. Rather than a dressing, it is the main character in the gastronomic scenario. I congratulate Charlie for his choice of “pappa al pomodoro” as first course for our dinner. It’s a delight to savor Tuscan bread soaked in a delicious acrid tomato sauce and watch images of the Tuscan countryside hologramed before the eyes. It’s simply unforgettable. We drank another Bibi Graets red wine with our “pappa al pomodoro,” Testamatta—one more Bibi Graetz little masterpiece (for more info about Bibi Graetz's wines write to: niccolo@bibigraetz.com).
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The big moment has arrived. Charlie himself opens the bottle. He is using a golden corkscrew. Obviously he’s opened many bottles of wine in his lifetime. His movements are graceful and decisive. He pulls the cork three-quarters out and stops. He smiles at all of us. Alex gets up, produces a violin, and begins to play. Lower Manhattan visible through the wall-to-wall window of the loft is suddenly covered by a gigantic reproduction of Botticelli’s Bacchus.
Charlie gives one last pull and the cork comes out. It’s nice and wet. Charlie smells it. He utters “perfect” wearing a wide grin on his lips. He pours a little taste. He swirls. He smells. Alex hits a high note. Charlie brings the glass to the lips. His eyes have a fixed and vacant expression. He is totally concentrated on the experience. At last, he raises the elbow and takes a sip. I lower my eyes not to encroach on the privacy of the solemn moment. After tasting “Colore,” Charlie says the following words: “Wine nourishes mankind. I’m a man. I’m nourished.” He then takes the bottle of “Colore,” goes around the table, and stands to the right of Michele. He pours wine into her glass and says: “Wine is mankind’s oldest path to the freedom and sincerity of unrestrained animal desire.” They kiss avidly. Charlie turns his gaze to Alex, who immediately lowers the violin and approaches his glass. Charlie pours and says: “Only few are lucky enough to have the Muses look at them in the act of drinking wine. May our wine tonight call their attention.” Alex bows to his host. It’s my turn. I sit rigid in my chair as Charlie approaches my side of the table. He smiles at me the entire time. He stands to my right, pours, and says: “May your words about tonight rise to the core meaning of the ancient Roman say, IN VINO VERITAS.” I smiled idiotically. Charlie smiles back and returns to his seat. He fills his own glass with the remaining wine. He stands and raises his glass. We all stand and raise our glass. Charlie says: “To the most fortunate people on Earth, us.”
We all drink our wine. I hold the red nectar on my tongue maybe five seconds moving it with my tongue: the wine is full-bodied, thick, and powerful. I exhale and feel the aroma in my nose: I sense gorgeous aromas of crushed berry and red licorice.
I swallow. It’s really a delicious wine. The finish is long, very long. I finally have a chance to look at the color of the wine: it’s a dark-red but brilliant. I spin the wine inside the glass and then I tilt the glass: long tears furrow the walls of the glass. Charlie is decanting the second bottle of “Colore.” For sure “Colore” will improve after a time in the open air.
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Graetz wine-maker
Alex has picked up his violin. Vivaldi’s notes prickle the mind and enter the recesses of the soul. Music and wine are an explosive combination. Michele walks by Alex and her long evening dress rustles against Alex’s clothes. Alex looks at her with lustful eyes. Music, wine, and sex are a rocketing combination. Through the ages, Puritans and other moral watchdogs have always directed their sermons to the vices of food and wine. Philosophers and other intellectuals have also referred to food and wine as a form of human abasement that leads humanity away from the pursuit of knowledge and art. Consequently, the sense of taste and the sense of smell were declassed to the rank of lower senses, as opposed to the higher senses of sight, hearing, and touch. Tonight can be described as the revenge of the lower senses, or else as 3+2=1. Charlie slipped into a reverie. He stands motionless at the window looking at the Manhattan skyline. Now and then, he takes a sip of wine. I wonder how different is our appreciation of “Colore.” Surely, Charlie has a trained super fine palate. I just wonder how many more nuances he is able to catch compared to me. Sadly, the lower senses bestow different results on different people. To clarify the concept, imagine a ladder with the lower rungs occupied by people with little or no sense of taste and smell—the great majority of people. Midway on the ladder there are those with modest experiences, thanks to a childhood with a mother that actually cooked at home—this group of people has become a rare breed. I stand on the last rung of the midway section, right before the superfine section of the ladder. I’d say Charlie is somewhere near the very top of the ladder. Cervantes has written a beautiful passage about this very topic. I placed the page with the passage near the top of my “sugartome” dessert. I wanted to make sure I would quickly find it. I have personally served to Charlie the page with Cervantes’s words. I told him that my “sugartome” cake was my gift for his birthday. Charlie read the passage out loud. We all gathered to listen. Here it is:

"But tell me, senor, by what you love best, is this Ciudad Real wine?" "O rare wine-taster!" said he of the Grove; "nowhere else indeed does it come from, and it has some years' age too." "Leave me alone for that," said Sancho; "never fear but I'll hit upon the place it came from somehow. What would you say, sir squire, to my having such a great natural instinct in judging wines that you have only to let me smell one and I can tell positively its country, its kind, its flavor and soundness, the changes it will undergo, and everything that appertains to a wine? But it is no wonder, for I have had in my family, on my father's side, the two best wine-tasters that have been known in La Mancha for many a long year, and to prove it I'll tell you now a thing that happened them. They gave the two of them some wine out of a cask, to try, asking their opinion as to the condition, quality, goodness or badness of the wine. One of them tried it with the tip of his tongue, the other did no more than bring it to his nose. The first said the wine had a flavor of iron, the second said it had a stronger flavour of cordovan*. The owner said the cask was clean, and that nothing had been added to the wine from which it could have got a flavour of either iron or leather. Nevertheless, these two great wine-tasters held to what they had said. Time went by, the wine was sold, and when they came to clean out the cask, they found in it a small key hanging to a thong of cordovan; see now if one who comes of the same stock has not a right to give his opinion in such like cases."
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